Anonymous
United States
Ewwwwww
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Foufinator
France
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Ser17
United States
Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
Ew-dles
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Anonymous
Bend, United States
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tasty
Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
Human fly
Maple Ridge, Canada
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
munckncruncj15
United States
Yummy
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
ijustwantpizza
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Top comments
Justy101 23
Unless the food was unwrapped or not in containers within the bag, then I don't really see it as a big deal.
602offroad 12
Some people get extra chicken nuggets, or a free French fry. You got a free fly! Jackpot Baby!
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Waiter, there's a fly in my bag. Shhhh, everyone will want one.
hellnosucka 27
what? you thought hitchhiking was exclusive to humans?
Justy101 23
Unless the food was unwrapped or not in containers within the bag, then I don't really see it as a big deal.
602offroad 12
Some people get extra chicken nuggets, or a free French fry. You got a free fly! Jackpot Baby!
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm sure it's fine. The little guy probably just flew in right as they were closing the bag. As long as everything was wrapped correctly, I doubt anything is contaminated. If it's really that big a concern, though, I suppose you could have taken it back and asked for new food. Not that big a deal, either way.
jcash52426 5
Barry just wanted to find a new roommate
species4872 20
Heaven forbid that it touched your food, Surely a time of great anxiety and uncertainty. Perhaps a shot or two of numerous antibiotics or maybe a sacrifice of a chicken to the great fly in the sky will fix you up.
BabooonLove 16
Did you eat the fly?