Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Stranger danger
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Dude! Boundaries!
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~
LSS_fml 18
That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.
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Comments (78)
pradip 26
He sure pissed you off while you were taking a piss.
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
You shpuld just stop commenting... none of them are funny or serve any purpose at all.
pradip 26
* should I'll consider your advice.
perdix 31
#25, don't bully people who make shitty comments. Just thumb them down and move on. If they truly suck, they'll stop commenting eventually. I just don't like the idea of people getting hounded out before they get a chance to figure out how to comment well.
BlowinChronic 18
39- I'm sorry, but there is no reason to correct something that is so obviously just a typo. That's not even being a grammar nazi, it's just being a douche.
Chaylbs_Draco 8
50- when he is correcting a comment from someone that was being a douche to him it is accepted...
Britsalmostlegal 17
For the record, I think some of pradips comments are hilarious. You just have to get used to the humor. :)
Geneside 8
I would of bust up laughing
Jeffo193 13
The guy's just winding you up, pay no attention to him...
Feverrotes 15
You should've turned sideways and pissed on him.
shanee108 9
Maybe he was jealous that yours was bigger :o
jedielf 23
I don't think all the dicks hang out there, seems like it's just him.
ICastillo 25
Hey at least he didn't try and play swords with you.
ICastillo 25
Or should I say at least he didn't try to stab you in the back...
mnvikes 7
He wants the D?
interesting33 37
Haha he probably just picked a random person.. maybe he was dared to or just felt like having a weird day :P
dogpfcorn 11
You must be in San Francisco California....