Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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Top comments
Mideoyeo 12
He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~
LSS_fml 18
That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.
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Comments (78)
xrudeboyrock 29
welll... he's right.
willmatrix 6
He broke two rules of male restroom etiquette. First, don't speak in the restroom. Second, only look straight ahead when at the urinal. Never look to either side, and never-ever down at another man's junk.
FailingKing 4
That's so punny!
kittenmeownyan 18
Laughed way too much
FelicityWishes 32
LOL. Hilarious on the other guys part.
greenie213 23
Troll level= master.
perdix 31
Was he staring at your face?
sxychik 4
He was staring at his head.
travtxson 5
Well atleast he wasn't saying that thru a hole in the stall...
plopoctogon 5
That happened to me too! No joke haha
maphineRAWRS 10
There are no brakes on the rape train.