Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~
LSS_fml 18
That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.
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Comments (78)
RedPillSucks 33
Did he whip out a ruler?
vintage3113 6
I would have laughed my dick straight off without saying another word if a stranger came up to take a leak next to me and actually said that
onorexveritas 24
that's creepy
darkhakai 18
Being a female I clearly know nothing about urinal awkwardness, however to me it just seems like you should develop a better sense of humor.
frdmnky12 6
Yes, it's quite clear your not a man, all men know the rules. Many of them invovlving not looking at eachother or speaking to eachother while in process of most anything.
deaddonkey 15
You should have used a stall.
skyeyez9 25
I thought there was an unwritten rule that men do not stare at each other or talk to one another while in a public restroom. He sounded like a pervert that used a failed pick up line. Creeps like that make me glad I dont have a young son who would have to use the public restroom alone.
VLJACK 6
He was coming on to you!
dan_in_wi 12
I've had it happen also, ****** weirdos... man rule #1: do not piss in a urinal that's next to a man already pissing, unless all other options are taken (including toilet stalls).
VLJACK 6
I agree!
d_man_0032 3
Either he is really creepy or he has a really bad sense of humor.
MDTeddy 13
This is why I always go in a stall. Actually, I go in a stall so people don't look at me. Also, some urinals have no privacy and it bothers me so much. I guess it is like half and half, but I usually encounter ones that have no privacy.