Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor,...

By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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By sleep deprived - 15/11/2019 20:00

Today, it's been three years since my sister gave me a kitten. Coincidentally, it’s also been three years since I've had sex. FML

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By pussnboots - 16/07/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was feeling frisky, I started to jack off. I was about to come when my cat attacked my hand and nether regions under the blanket. I really got the pussy, didn’t I? FML

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Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

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Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls

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Thursday 9 July 2015 22:03

2 ******* at once?

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Define 'getting in on the action'.

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