By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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JackDark 0

And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.

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StitchedBear 0

HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!? wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!?? Lock the damn door.

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smdbeeach 0

wait does she mean that it was just awkward or that he cummed in her?

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w2z1 0

Lol, he didn't stop when she first came in?

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twinny_sc 13

26, maybe he didn't hear her come in.

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ballistic 2

so since she jumped on his back as he was bout to finish... did he finish inside u? fyl indeed op fyl hard

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bittersweets 2

#52: why shouldn't he finish inside her? Who would be so stupid to have sex and think that not finishing inside the woman is enough protection?

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MrSassypants 33

well op atleast ur really really lucky that your boyfriend didn't say "yeah it is a dogpile come on in" that wouldve been disturbing

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w2z1 0

Eh, if it were me I would have sensed her presence :P

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quite_bored 9

Well obviously OP deserves it. Why would you have sex when people are home?

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hairt 4

that sucks.. totally ruined the mood huh? I wouldve screamed at her to get out.

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Miss_Represented 0

OP you are effing gross... You keep going when your little sis walks in? YDI

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lexie206 0

Okay for one.. Don't have sex with other people there?? Geez, that's like.. Common sense Two; there's such a thing called a "door lock" Three; why the heck would you keep going when your little four year old sister walked in?? Now, when she's older and knows what sex is she might remember this moment. I hope for her that she forgets it, that's just ew.

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TheWicked 4

What the ****? Prude ****, why she NOT have sex when people are home? lol

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THEsuperMANLYman 10

Lol, technically u had threesome with your little sister.

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shepaintsmusic 6

Dude D: why do you have a sibling that young?

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tinuelena 0

Why not? Sometimes it happens because of an accident (I have friends ages 19 and 15 who have a 2 year old sister thanks to birth control failure). Sometimes it happens because of a remarriage (in high school, my 18-year-old best friend had step-siblings ages 2, 4, and 7.)

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ipodobsessed 0

Because her parents had another child after op, dumb ass.

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ZleveL 0

lol 3 my cousin is 19 and has a 5 month old sis :p

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madarchod 0

Who told you that OP is above 18? She may be 10 yr old

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chili10 18

my boyfriend's mom remarried and had 2 children with her new husband. he's 17 and his youngest sibling is 2. it's not exactly uncommon.

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deadlydeadd 2

your boyfriends mom is prolly a Cougar

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chili10 18

131, my boyfriends mom is a cougar?? haha if you say so xD

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BECK_OR 0

WoW ur amazed at an 18 year old have a 4yr old sibling. I'm 18 my eldest brother coming 40 in feb and my youngest brother will be 2 in feb.

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ScarletAshes 0

well I'm 18 and my lil sister is 9 months old so it can happen....with horny ass parents

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whovian_fml 0

My older brother is 27 and my younger sister is 7.

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MizzKrista 0

ok how does anybody even know how old this person is???

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SummerGirl777 2

also theres adoption.... ever think of that? haha

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JackDark 0

And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.

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deezey 0

does that mean she seen ur bfs O face...haha

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