Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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daybid 7
You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.
mikeofthunder 13
Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(
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Comments (60)
rarrar321 3
Just curious....but what kind of parents just sit and listen to their kids have sex? Some people these days...
RedPillSucks 33
the kind of parents that video it, edit in seal noises and upload to youtube so this will never happen again.
iHeartRKO 5
Well obviously if they were being that loud they'd have no choice but to hear it wherever they went.
Pandacupcakelove 26
You'll never look at them the same way again...
monpetitchevelle 4
You mean you were loud.
DocBastard 40
Thank you so much for clearing up the mystery. I hadn't been able to figure it out.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I think 23 is correcting the grammar in the FML.
qwerty554 4
That sucks OP. next time you hear his parents having sex you should stand outside their door and imitate them.
bReLiNg 18
The HORROR! I am unfortunate enough to be a light sleeper, a very light sleeper. My parents room is right across the hall.
RedPillSucks 33
Your parents are simply trying to convince you that its time to move out. They're not actually having sex, it's just pantomime. If you were to bust in your mom would be in hair rollers, reading the paper, while dad would be clipping his toes while watching football on the tv.
berryblizzard 11
Maybe they're half parrot?
iHeartRKO 5
Did you come up with that all by yourself?
photoquilty 6
Super classy of you to have sex while his mom and grandma were home.
Abracadavre_fml 9
Don't worry, OP. They went the same you went through. (if you know what I mean)
kprando25 8
We don't.
lellalove_fml 23
Speak English
andrew6p 19
Op u could've put some music on, saves u from the embarrassement
vintage3113 6
HahahahHahahahahahahahaha
one11oh 2
ah, the greatness of Family.