Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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Top comments
daybid 7
You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.
mikeofthunder 13
Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(
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Comments (60)
texas_cowboi316 1
Be happy u enjoy sex with your boyfriend Op! Stop complaining....let those old ladies have some fun with u while u are having fun ..
nellis_fml 2
Shut the **** up when Nana's around. You're a feral.
SilentWind 0
It could be worse
KiddNYC1O 22
Please explain...
M3LAKNEE 3
Is it just me? Because the fact that the grandma was there and also imitating the OP made me laugh.
LiterOfCola 16
I think that's generally the main reason why someone would laugh at this fml
sougstad 7
A lot of attention ****** on this site. I won't mention any names. And OP, as far as your concerned, it's your own damn fault for not feeling out your environment before you go screaming your head off. I wonder how that walk of shame must felt?
anonxa 4
You deserved it you *****.
MandieL 27
Happened to me when I was younger. learned my lesson real fast! I feel your pain, fyl this time, don't let it happen again. (for the record, I lived with my bf and his mom and she was out at the time...obviously came home without our knowledge, learned how to be quiet after that)
supportcommand 17
So what. When you do the walk of shame, do it with a strut and say something like " that guy knows how to ****" and walk out.
m2k_fml 1
I call white trash
zombiekitten87 12
Maybe you shouldn't have loud sex while his family is home.