Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
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Top comments
sundogs 0
get a lock
E40_fml 0
Wtf were you screaming or something? Obviously she would hear you and check.
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Comments (57)
FoundManyLemons 0
Locks, masturbation, different place.
Phallus_fml 0
is it big?
klimpomppp 9
Wait, what?
Wooddaver 0
FYL, indeed. now you will never be able to have an ****** unless your moms in the room.
blingblingbling 0
wow, this is just the like 500th time I've seen this FML. YDI it's called a lock and your mother didn't bother to knock before coming in?
Melissa92_fml 13
I agree with u totally. I mean come on if ur old enuf to have sex then u should be old enuf to at least ask for a lock on ur door!!
hannah948 0
what does YDI stand for?
PyrOVAflow 0
you deserved it
suzzette_fml 0
I'm sorry but why wouldn't u have a lock or at the very least covers if u knew ur mum was around? ydi for being an idiot
Sekococo 0
you should of politely ask your mother either to join in or let you finish then you can tell her that your boyfriend is dying soon from a internal diease that she never heard of and his only wish is to please like never before with out the restraints of anyone interrupting but maybe join in to make his last days last in pure bliss. :D or you can tell her am f*king him and your not to ruining this momment until am done with him.
daniel1_1 13
hahahha lol
anonmc 0
YDI for being indiscreet. All these FMLs about parents walking in on their kids having sex are getting so incredibly old. A solution: wait until you have your own place with your own locks, which might also mean you have the maturity and means to handle any potential pregnancies or other side effects of sex.
dfos1989 0
yes
AVainAttempt 0
win
barca01 0
damnn that sucks
perdix 31
You'll be OK if your mom didn't say, "My turn! Your dad has never given me one."
MaRs3 0
But, she might like those kind of things. You never know ;)
fizzamj 6
Lols that would succck
smrtblkguy 0
lol