Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Great timing
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Nobody's fooled
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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sundogs 0
get a lock
E40_fml 0
Wtf were you screaming or something? Obviously she would hear you and check.
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Compass 0
Well, I'm sure your mother wouldn't have known you were having sex with your boyfriend when one person was on top of the other, under the bed sheets, and were both breathing heavily.
upintheorange 5
that doesn't mean she has to SEE the act being done...
perdix 31
Another way it could be worse: She yelled "Fake!"
loveehateesuuiic_fml 0
FAIL! YDI. you rather, weren't quiet, didn't do it in a secret enough place or your just a pure idiot. I've been able to have sex with my bf plenty of times without my mother or his parents walking in. I bet im even younger than you too! Hell, I did it behind my brothers back - litterally and he was clueless. plus you could hear her coming to the door. So this isn't an FML. this is a fail.
canadaswimmer 1
lmao so true
cod3rEd 2
that's something to be proud of .... kinda sleezy -_-
FranzFerdinand 18
Agreed, but going at it behind your brother is a liiiittle gross. Just saying. Hell, if you were right behind him, he probably noticed and awkwardly pretended not to…
gladstone123 5
25, that just makes you disrespectful.
froggy1988 5
you sound proud to be a *****! what is it with children being proud of this?
iloveloosy12 0
awesome! lol she would need a towel after that
davidhasmorefun 0
" oh yes. almost there. that's it! I'm cumming! ohhh. great timing mom. your turn!"
13__Loki__13 1
And since no one said it yet.... Threeway?!? --sorry, had to be done.
lalalandman 3
does no one have locks on their doors?
will5109 0
well sorry your mom walked in on you... but congrats on your first ****** hahaha
masterrbASIAN 0
there sum hoes in this house
ftb170 0
what's wrong with the world kids having sex, don't complain cuz your mom walked in ydi cuz your too immature to do it in private (unlocked doors- no sheets- PARENTS house haha) bet you didn't even turn the music on. grow up