Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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sundogs 0
get a lock
E40_fml 0
Wtf were you screaming or something? Obviously she would hear you and check.
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Comments (57)
what_the_fail 0
Dumb *****.
Azura94 0
do i smell threesome? oh wait, thats just the smell of bacon. nvm
FatSheldon 2
why would u ****** when ur moms around
daredeval756 0
YDI for trying to have sex for the first time with your parents home.
meejee23 0
daredeval756, you are an idiot. she never said it was her first time. not every girl orgasms their first time... i know i didnt. it mightve been her second or 3rd. girls dont ****** every time they have sex. duh
daflyinhawaiian 0
bow chika wow wow
Hotshot132 0
wow you shouldn't have sex if your still living in your parents house. have you ever heard the phrase "try and wait?" also, if your living on your parents house then they shouldn't have to knock, it's their house and they paid for it
love_game911 0
wats a ******??
love_game911 0
I'm kidding!!! gosh!!!!
Dynoblaze 1
F your moms life
shitdy524 0
I hate when people say if u still live in your parents house you shouldn't be having sex. Just cuz they can't get any doesn't mean they have to act like there waiting.