Miscellaneous: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 116

You deserved it 41 369

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 229

You deserved it 57 333

Slapstick

By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 279

You deserved it 42 137

Occam's razor

By Lolololo - 18/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70

You deserved it 670

Troubleshooting

By PC doctor - 01/04/2022 12:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, I restarted my PC a few times because of a little clicking noise coming from the direction of the tower. No, my hard drive wasn't doing a death rattle, it was music coming from ear buds lying beside said tower on the desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 289

You deserved it 823

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 899

You deserved it 51 035

By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 232

You deserved it 35 041

By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 05:06 - United States - Appleton

Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 624

You deserved it 13 426

That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 219

You deserved it 640

Brain melt

By coco1234 - 09/03/2020 12:35

Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 502

You deserved it 1 450

By divineinstrument - 12/07/2009 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours and hours trying to figure out why the wireless internet on my laptop wasn't working, but everything I tried completely failed. At the end of the day, my older brother came home, and fixed the problem in under 10 seconds by turning the wireless internet switch on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 604

You deserved it 58 400

cronatoes 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:27

congrats, your now a certified tard.

xosKsxo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:21

ahhh lmfao sorry that one made me laugh

Comments

xosKsxo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:21

ahhh lmfao sorry that one made me laugh

shakenbake93 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:09

suck it up

jamieboy11 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:01

jerk

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:46

Wooooow... epic fail.... 

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:51

Are you blonde?

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:18

WOW, lmao. ur smart ;)

BlueJeans2626 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:54

smartie pants 8-)

lisatheshopper 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:41

same here!!!!

alexwilliamson 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:39

LOL!!!! Funniest one I've seen in a while! You ********!

betsy5 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:59

i'm a blonde. and i'm not that stupid.

jaypineapple 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:39

haha you suckkkk

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:42

at least you didn't call some super-expensive repairman

TomFeltonFan 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:43

thank you for informing us.

revcanon 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:24

thats all you

PottentialFML 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:02

hot.

lakedvorak 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:24

haha loser

thecoolest 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:20

Has nobody realized that this is a repeat?

JCadle90 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:34

I think the another fml had something to do with an iPod and headphones plugged in... so mostly the same

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:26

you must be blonde

SiMsIzzy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:20

And you must be beautiful, ;) hehe. But seriously that was an epic fail :P

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:26

Smart.

cronatoes 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:27

congrats, your now a certified tard.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:28

you're*

goldenone 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:00

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:44

THANK YOU, #10!!

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:28

Resist sexist remark...

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:19

how the **** is this racist or sexist?!

Rota 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:29

Learn to read dipshit. I know you women hav a hard time with logical though, but god damn...

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:37

The ironing is delicious.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:41

Jesus Christ. Not helping.

briannajo92 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:35

lol, rota's the master of dipshit

thatoneguyinca 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:44

In that case. It's a woman from New York.......no need to say more

Honda288 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:05

Win!

mexican_girl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:30

Lol I did that once... But the headphones was the first thing I checked...

polico_wolf 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:33

so, where are all the "Today, I got diagnosed with cancer. FML" fmls?

Person1233 12

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:36

Cancer was cured yesterday.

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:45

#12 the hospital

quickbeeare 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:34

yeah... you deserved it... and probably shouldn't own a computer ^_^

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The Top

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 973

You deserved it 2 303

Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

I agree, your life sucks 529

You deserved it 146

The Top

Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 924

You deserved it 182

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 495

You deserved it 3 465

Today, my polyamorous friend has 3 boyfriends. My other polyamorous friend has 2 boyfriends and my other other polyamorous friend has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm still single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 713

You deserved it 195

Today, my fiancé's mother came up to me and told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history and condition. I have no idea what she's talking about, and she refuses to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 284

You deserved it 2 792

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 929

You deserved it 9 846

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 589

You deserved it 5 056