Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
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Xellith 5
ida slapped that bitch >.>
LilKonvicted 0
Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.
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Eliteguardians 0
what a ******* bitch. break her nose
ericasthename 0
That's a horribe thing for her to say. what a witch.
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
Shoudl've gone Pennywise on her ass.
CarterColbie 4
I would've cut that bitch.
clairdnj 0
Being thin does not equate to being healthy. OP runs everyday and is most likely healthier than skinny people who do not run.
scateice 0
How does being thin not equate healthy??? The only scenario I can think of is Bulimia or Anorexia
kisseshugsdrugs 5
#92, some skinny people are just naturally slim, they may have horrible eating patterns, sleep patterns, habits/addictions, just because you are skinny does not mean you are healthy.
Aha09 1
Excercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands... Obviously the OP excercises to be happy....anyone think of that? (:
Lesmylife 0
Just think to yourself, or say to anyone who makes comments like that, " Thanks, I figured its better than being a fat ass and doing nothing about it" It seems like she was trying to be nice. I think its great to see everyone out running (even knowing Ive stopped.) Dont let this keep you down.
SGTSlaughter 0
I thought you people were supposed to be jolly!
9az00 0
Maybe she was talking about how skinny you are. Maybe people can't see you when you turn sideways like Kate Moss, so she was afraid you would get hit by a car or something. Maybe the glass is half full.
dzin 0
I've seen you whales waddling around and dont know how I managed to hold myself from vomiting Be happy she was nice to you, stick to the step and dont leave the house till youve done a couple of pushups dumbo p.s. I'm not trying to mean, i wanna be realistic. You're fat, so dont pretend you arent or want sympathy
macknumber307 0
hmm yes im pretty sure you are trying to be mean, not realistic. why dont you quit being a jerk to people you dont even know and take a class on ettiquite. People like you make me seriously question humanity.
macknumber307 0
hmm yes im pretty sure you are trying to be mean, not realistic. why dont you quit being a jerk to people you dont even know and take a class on ettiquite. People like you make me seriously question humanity.