Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
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Xellith 5
ida slapped that bitch >.>
LilKonvicted 0
Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.
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Comments (122)
Ligerie 0
thats mean!
Erindub 0
I'm sorry this happened to you. FYL
hXcsoccerplaya 0
unless you truly are big boned (and I know very few people who are) then you deserved it. eat better and keep running and you'll turn it around, be healthier, and happier.
PhillyFox 0
Congratulations. Your logic make no sense. The OP is obviously trying to stay in shape (or get in shape) and she deserves to be insulted because some lady is too bitchy or too dumb to keep her mouth shut? WTF are you smoking?
MiniatureMayhem 0
RUN, FATTY, RUN
captaincanoe 0
I would of answered back "Your right, overweight people like you and me need to be proud of our body's"
SekC 0
LOL
scateice 0
YDI for being unhealthy.
lmaoX1000 0
#66 he said in his comment he was going for his "daily" run meaning hes actually trying to stay fit so i think that bitch should of been poped
CyclonePsycho 1
How passively aggressive of her to disguise insults as compliments. I think you should go teach her some true aggression.
Tamara2011 0
wow really people like her need to fall in a HOLE! seriously and no even if you are big boned that is rude and plus who cares what you look like and thats there opinion i feel more people should be obese come on mayhbee this person has health issues and cant loose weight because i know some of my family is like that god grow up and keep rude comments to yourself pretty sad i know that and im 16 have some respect fyl
scateice 0
wow.you wish more people should be unhealthy. bitch
kisseshugsdrugs 5
you wish more people could be obese? thats like hoping more people are drug addicts or alcoholics. wow is right.
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Well she probably didn't know that it was mean when she said it I mean I might have thought the same thing but I wouldn't have said it because it's rude. And to all you calling OP fat can suck a chode because you don't know who they are maybe the lady who gave the "compliment" is ******* blind
ragsy 7
I hope you slugged her.