Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
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Xellith 5
ida slapped that bitch >.>
LilKonvicted 0
Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.
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omgzdude 0
GOD all FMLs always seem to have at least one " do before think"-er's
Quionic7 0
Was she hot?
dru67 0
just come jog yo big ass over here so i can moter boat that shit.
tuna1827 0
Don't mind that bitch, not like she knows better, she's probably a *****. and remember this, you are perfect as long as you like yourself, it doesn't matter what others say.
fuckducks 0
u deserved it u fat slob. why don't u exercise or some shit so we NORMAL people don't have to see ur uglyness in public
ash92_fml 0
she was exercising? can't you read? why don't you go kill yourself or go to school or some shit so we NORMAL people don't have to put up with your stupidity. cockhead.
kevick93 0
some people are really supid
Valentina_Baby 7
lol xD
vaffunculo 0
I love how 'helpful' people are. Sit on the bitch.
Cjmw 7
You shoulda replied, "Yes and it's so nice to see that your comfortable running after loosing your hair,"
Thundergreen23 0
Sucks for you!