Miscellaneous: Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of...

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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musu_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:10

Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:10

With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...

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dammn 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:19

# 13 ? wow ?

rosiegrewup 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:25

#13 Wow. What a wimp. You couldn't handle a little slap because you manhandled someone? That's pitiful. And now you're trying to ruin their life even further? You should be ashamed. And slapped repeatedly until you recognise it.

ilovemypinklife 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:44

Lmfao this kind of thing happened to me and my cousin, except it was at a pool, and some pervert of a guy was taking pictures of us in our bikini's with his cellphone underneath his leg. Ew. And lol at #11 - oh jeez. XD

AlmostHuman123 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:30

Awww,mann. YOu try to do something nice and you end up getting slapped! Dude, that sucks.

gidgetgurl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:51

it would have been so easy to wait for her to move a half a step farther so you weren't stuck awkwardly under her skirt!

marris 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:39

the phone was between her legs - only an idiot would have considered picking it up. your fault

iheartmylife 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:34

hahaha i still think this is funny. :D

TheRipePunani 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:51

You should've just told her that you were picking up her phone for her and then dropped it on the ground with a bit of force right in front of her.

ricknasty 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 15:00

I find it so hard to believe the majority of people on this website have no sense of humour whatsoever. Most people always try to give words of wisdom to people when 80% of this stuff hasn't happened. This is included. No one is stupid enough to believe someone is taking pictures of them with their own phone. Get your ******* heads on straight.