Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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musu_fml 0
Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...
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Comments (56)
dammn 0
# 13 ? wow ?
rosiegrewup 0
#13 Wow. What a wimp. You couldn't handle a little slap because you manhandled someone? That's pitiful. And now you're trying to ruin their life even further? You should be ashamed. And slapped repeatedly until you recognise it.
ilovemypinklife 0
Lmfao this kind of thing happened to me and my cousin, except it was at a pool, and some pervert of a guy was taking pictures of us in our bikini's with his cellphone underneath his leg. Ew. And lol at #11 - oh jeez. XD
AlmostHuman123 0
Awww,mann. YOu try to do something nice and you end up getting slapped! Dude, that sucks.
gidgetgurl 0
it would have been so easy to wait for her to move a half a step farther so you weren't stuck awkwardly under her skirt!
marris 0
the phone was between her legs - only an idiot would have considered picking it up. your fault
iheartmylife 0
hahaha i still think this is funny. :D
TheRipePunani 0
You should've just told her that you were picking up her phone for her and then dropped it on the ground with a bit of force right in front of her.
ricknasty 0
I find it so hard to believe the majority of people on this website have no sense of humour whatsoever. Most people always try to give words of wisdom to people when 80% of this stuff hasn't happened. This is included. No one is stupid enough to believe someone is taking pictures of them with their own phone. Get your ******* heads on straight.
csigabajnok 0
Slap her back and give her the phone and say "You're welcome"