Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
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Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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musu_fml 0
Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...
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save_me_08 0
The slap was probably an instant reaction. For all we know that could be the most action she's seen in a long time and the slap was her anger at herself...manifested and displaced...on your face.
RLJJ 0
Hope you smashed the phone of the bitch !
TryToBeKind 0
I'm with #4 here. After trying to get a customer-service person's attention verbally, I resorted to grabbing her elbow and directing her to where I wanted her to go b/c she was so intent on fast-walking toward the back and going out of her way not to make eye-contact. She smacked ME and I got her ass fired. I saw her a few weeks later working somewhere else and got my friends to file complaints about her service. I hope that bitch never gets a job anywhere else and loses custody of her children. I hope that you-know-what goes to jail for what she did to you.
Neckyl 6
#13, you're a dick. You have to wait your turn for service when someone else is being helped. You do not get to touch anyone. You deserved to get slapped, and I would have done the same had someone tried to grab and pull me somewhere. She was probably terrified that you were trying to attack or rape her! That poor woman, not only has to get over being assaulted, but being fired twice for going nothing wrong and defending her basic human rights? I hope karma lands you behind bars sooner than later.
Toolishing 22
What the actual f*ck?
Pixelatedpotato 28
Shit, accidentally hit like :( **** you 13.
logan12382 8
I really don't think grabbing someone's elbow is assault or rape
Wolverine48Ga 21
What you did is never ok to do to anyone, it's your own damn fault don't continue being an asshole
skifreak 0
you have to be ******** me # 13 I don't care how rude she may have been to you with not making eye contact but you absolutely never have the right to put your hands on somebody else. you absolutely deserved to be slapped and I hope to God you are hurt by the same kind of injustice someday you asshole.
blazerbum 0
#13 are you serious?!! YOU grabbed HER! That's assault. Keep your hands to yourself. The nerve of you to get your friends to complain, I hope everybody you ever see slaps you.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...
kr488593 0
the lady was probably oblivious that she dropped her cell phone...I'm not really saying the slap is justified but I bet she felt like a bitch after the fact? maybe? wow #13, overreaction much?!! you're pretty ridiculous
YallNoobs 0
keep the phone or take the picture then give it back to her
oh_really_fml 0
aznkoreanguy.. opposed to all the non-azn korean guys out there huh? *high five* for redundancy!!
abcdefgh_fml 0
you should have took a picture and then set it as her background C=