Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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musu_fml 0
Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...
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bitchinstopshere 0
wow, i wasn't gonna join today, but damn, #13, you are a bitch, hence the reason for my nickname. Seriously, does that person that your talking about deserve that. no, so ya know what, screw you, and may what you want to happen to her happen to you at least 10 fold.
MukyDaCookie 0
#13, forget getting her fired, swing that right hook! Guys, its not "assault" if he is trying to get her attention by grabbing her elbow. This is like the scene from Anger Management, where the Air Hostess is ignoring Adam Sadler and he taps her on the shoulder and is pressed with charges and tasered. To the OP; it's horrible that should have happened. People are really paranoid nowadays. No trust.
Neckyl 6
You are incorrect. By common law definition, assault is creating fear of imminent harm through offensive contact or threat. Legally, you may not touch another person without their consent, period. If they are startled or believe you mean them harm, they can press assault charges. If she felt threatened because someone grabbed her arm and tried to pull her somewhere, that is most definitely assault. I don't know anyone who would not rule that an assault. I've seen people charged with assault for far less than that. What you are thinking of is aggravated assault or battery. Be careful, because your misconception may get you in trouble someday. For your own protection, KNOW THESE DEFINITIONS. Never ever touch a stranger. Know the law.
bassmaster_pat 0
I should keep her phone. You tried to help the bitch. Next time walk away with her phone and slam it on the floor or something. or make prank cals to europe. lol no that is immature. Just walk away with it :P
takran 0
I hope you kept the phone.
redbluegreen 41
I'm sure she thinks she's attractive enough to have someone want to take a picture of her panties? I don't get people.
Beef_Sister 0
You should have got her number from her phone, then told it to some creepy drug-dealing scum in an alley somewhere, that'll teach her!..
smallory42 0
ouuch..old lady slaap.!
KatherineJ 0
Sucks to be you at that moment. I'd have slapped her back and called her an ungrateful bitch for hitting you when you were helping her out.
writergirl23 19
And that's why you tell her she dropped her phone, op.
bigbadwolf078 4
Being nice gets u nowhere nowadays.