Miscellaneous: Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of...

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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musu_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:10

Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:10

With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...

Comments

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:02

wow, i wasn't gonna join today, but damn, #13, you are a bitch, hence the reason for my nickname. Seriously, does that person that your talking about deserve that. no, so ya know what, screw you, and may what you want to happen to her happen to you at least 10 fold.

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:50

#13, forget getting her fired, swing that right hook! Guys, its not "assault" if he is trying to get her attention by grabbing her elbow. This is like the scene from Anger Management, where the Air Hostess is ignoring Adam Sadler and he taps her on the shoulder and is pressed with charges and tasered. To the OP; it's horrible that should have happened. People are really paranoid nowadays. No trust.

Neckyl 6

Monday 10 February 2014 18:02

You are incorrect. By common law definition, assault is creating fear of imminent harm through offensive contact or threat. Legally, you may not touch another person without their consent, period. If they are startled or believe you mean them harm, they can press assault charges. If she felt threatened because someone grabbed her arm and tried to pull her somewhere, that is most definitely assault. I don't know anyone who would not rule that an assault. I've seen people charged with assault for far less than that. What you are thinking of is aggravated assault or battery. Be careful, because your misconception may get you in trouble someday. For your own protection, KNOW THESE DEFINITIONS. Never ever touch a stranger. Know the law.

bassmaster_pat 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 13:29

I should keep her phone. You tried to help the bitch. Next time walk away with her phone and slam it on the floor or something. or make prank cals to europe. lol no that is immature. Just walk away with it :P