Today, I'm considering working as an escort again, to get some human closeness, have interesting conversations and feel wanted and appreciated. I'm actually in a steady relationship; I guess it’s not a very good one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I probably have more chances of finding intimacy and companionship working as an escort than by online dating, because if I get paid to spend time with someone, I’ll decide to just go with it and enjoy myself, but on an actual date I will most likely second-guess and self-sabotage all the way. FML
Today, I paid a hooker for a handjob, not because I was horny but because I’m single with no friends or relatives, and still working from home. It’s been so long since I’ve had human contact outside of work emails, it was nice to be able to talk to a human being for a few minutes in person. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend with a prostitute. The prostitute actually got mad at me for yelling at him, because the few times he’s hired her, all he asked for was talking and cuddling, never sex. Her advice was I need to step up my emotional intimacy, because he’s clearly not getting it from me. FML
Today, I’m at a low point. I sank low enough to ask a coworker I don’t even like for a pity shag to boost my self esteem. The sex was great, excellent even, but when he left this morning I now feel even lower because I feel cheap and nasty, and I almost had to beg for someone to have sex with me. FML
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML
Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML
Today, I really want to punch whoever says women have no problem getting laid. It’s been so long since I’ve felt the touch of another human, I actually considered hiring a male prostitute just so I can be in a man’s arms. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, I'm thinking about cheating on my fiancée with someone who will actually love me, not control me. FML
Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML
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Top comments
millsjoshua949 12
So get out of the relationship. Obviously you are not happy.
motoikkyu 13
Respectfully, being in a so-so relationship is not a crime. Sometimes it's better than being alone. However, I can tell you from horrible experience that staying in an unfulfilling relationship too long just keeps you from finding the wonderful partner you were meant to have. I don't believe there's only one "perfect fit" for everyone on earth, there are many: you just need to find one of the many. Sex work is hard on the ego, often painful and degrading, it's important not to romanticize it too much. Find some great friendships, build some of them up to "friends with benefits" and find your true partner along the way.
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RichardPencil 32
Does your boyfriend have a small "tool?" As far as showing how much they value you, your johns put their money where their mouths are, so to speak.
Miss_Red 18
what does ding-dang size have to do with anything of this subject? she didnt say she was upset about her sex life. sex workers are people with feelings too, please remember that.
RichardPencil 32
It just seemed to be a theme for the day.
millsjoshua949 12
So get out of the relationship. Obviously you are not happy.
motoikkyu 13
Respectfully, being in a so-so relationship is not a crime. Sometimes it's better than being alone. However, I can tell you from horrible experience that staying in an unfulfilling relationship too long just keeps you from finding the wonderful partner you were meant to have. I don't believe there's only one "perfect fit" for everyone on earth, there are many: you just need to find one of the many. Sex work is hard on the ego, often painful and degrading, it's important not to romanticize it too much. Find some great friendships, build some of them up to "friends with benefits" and find your true partner along the way.
nakedtrees 8
I needed to hear the first part of that so thank you and very well said.
Jonkbaby 23
Maybe you are wanting attention and are afraid of intimacy in a relationship?
Jman212 6
Why don't you feel close to the person your in a relationship with? Have you kept your past and true self secret from him? Or is something else going on with you to?
Chazzster 32
It seems to me that you need to figure out if you want a relationship or a job. Unfortunately life is not like the movie “Pretty Woman” it is extraordinary unlikely you are going to find a relationship in sex for hire. But you could be in danger one way or another in that line of work. If you want a relationship, avoid the sex for hire and find another way to pay the rent. If you like the thrill of being paid for sex give up on a relationship because there are only two likely outcomes there - he finds out what you do for a living and drops you or he pimps you out. Neither one is good.
John Nemeth 14
Wait again?!? Back up
peterblack67 9
I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for you. If you're not happy in your relationship then get out of it.