Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
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Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
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hallkchallkc 4
Hmmm... that's why you don't "slam on your brakes" for small rodents:(
Cupcaken 0
You're supposed to keep driving unless it's a animal that can cause an accident, like a deer. Otherwise, surprise surprise, the abruptent stop can cause an even bigger accident than hitting a squirrel. I'm 16 and I know this.
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Comments (256)
coolwhiplova 1
SQUIRREL KILLER
Cupcaken 0
You're supposed to keep driving unless it's a animal that can cause an accident, like a deer. Otherwise, surprise surprise, the abruptent stop can cause an even bigger accident than hitting a squirrel. I'm 16 and I know this.
Furley 4
Agreed, YDI for disobeying the rules of the road and stopping. You should be the one that has to pay for everything.
TheDrifter 24
In some places, like here in Canada op would. Slamming on your brakes without valid reason counts as dangerous driving and puts you at fault. Here you are not to brake for anything under 10 kg.
j_cat187 20
hwy turn it into a game. The squirl wont hurt ur car and its corpse will feed a nice big crow
alaskasfml 0
in alaska we have signs to warn us of moose, deer, porcupine, ect and we're supposed to yield to them. just things they think can do a lot of damage. nobody cares about the other stuff.
nmearayta 0
why would u stop? if the squirrel hears the car but runs into the street anyway, I'm speeding up.
mhinaj 0
at least u tried to protect it!!!
kat815 0
Never stop for stupid small animal's you play in the road u get hit eventually they could possibly evolve to figure this out.
scrapmetal58 9
Tell that to the stupid humans I have to stop for that play on the roads.
bac4mor1 0
poor squirrel
miraggg 1
poor poor squirrel :(
solidus106 0
haha this made me laugh out loud
HotpinkKitties 0
Me too, that s*it was hilarious!
Mrnason26 0
me I would of hit it cause they are so freakin stupid
Ub3rshadow 3
and that's why you don't stop for any animal crossing the road. the only exception would be a moose.
kat815 0
Or a dog that would be murder
CateXOX 0
28- Killing anything would be murder, but legally, hitting a dog is more of an offence than hitting a squirrel.
flighted 1
um, 63. I think that was their point.......
starreidy 4
no, that would be a dog with a death wish...
Bobissmall 13
Lol #28, a dog is the responsibility of the owner, if it's on the road, and gets hit, the owner of the dog can have to pay for the cars damages :P Oh, and murder if of the same species.
brodway_dreamer 0
this is the dumbest thing I have ever hear so u would hit a dog bc it walked in the street maybe he was a police dog and saw someone getting attacked so he ran in the street and u hit it then how would u feel that someone is getting beat a dog is dead and a family lost it's dog wow
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for caring whether or not you hit a squirrel...
AutumnBeatricee 0
squirrels are people too!:o
ugliness 6
for some people, like me, we happen to care about living things besides people, regardless of size or stupidity. atleast the squirrel died quickly :)
AutumnBeatricee 0
I don't understand, why your comment got thumbs down?