Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
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hallkchallkc 4
Hmmm... that's why you don't "slam on your brakes" for small rodents:(
Cupcaken 0
You're supposed to keep driving unless it's a animal that can cause an accident, like a deer. Otherwise, surprise surprise, the abruptent stop can cause an even bigger accident than hitting a squirrel. I'm 16 and I know this.
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Comments (256)
solidus106 0
would it be 3d and horrible??
rakooligan 11
Sounds like a great idea for a movie!
gwadafiesta_fml 2
Something like that yeah, that squirrel was at the very top of the list! Better it than me!
stevenmx86 8
It's funny, #16, because you said "I'm 16 and I know this" and, sure enough, you're the 16th post... Also you are very correct.
bamxitsxandreaa 8
haha I was just about to say that..pretty awesome!(:
Cupcaken 0
Lucky me!
heyred 11
People have died "saving" animals in the road. You got lucky.
quadder 0
ydi for trying to save a tree rat
manw 3
wow. poor squirrel. pray it won't come back to haunt you.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I have a feeling I've read 5 other FMLs identical to this.
PS1213 0
Yeah, save the animal, but possibly kill yourself in the process...
Mr_Darkside 5
"Today, I was crossing the street. A car saw me and tried to save me. Then another car coming from an other direction hit me. I am dead now. FML"
mk58 31
Well then, Mr. Squirrel, I'm going to have to say YDI for playing in the street.