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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

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By ..… - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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niiick97_fml 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:47

priceless.

xdust 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:49

Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.

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whipmie87 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:32

my boyfriend would do this to me. and immediately I would unplug the oven. men can be such pigs!

denvan 0

Monday 4 April 2011 10:01

He probably thought you needed a tan

Jimster1712 0

Monday 4 April 2011 10:51

rednecks...

KagamiSama 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:19

Hm, it's just you that is unable to read. I think everyone is able to understand it perfectly and not even remotely think about it sounding like that. I read it - got it the first time - got the point and everything. So...learn to read?

canzonetta 16

Monday 4 April 2011 11:21

This is the most annoying grammar error there is. And it is made so often! The way you say it, it sounds like while he was bending over to get your brownies out of the oven, your bent-over husband slapped your butt. You could have said 'While I was bending over to get the brownies out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt', or 'while bending over to get the brownies out of the oven, I had my butt slapped by my husband' but, no, you had to make it sound like your husband was bending over. It is confusing and annoying! WHY!

MJ_Goobs_Xx 0

Monday 25 April 2011 7:17

ummm calm down grammar nazi

emodude44 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:08

Are you married to Mr. Hansel?

KagamiSama 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:23

aw man sorry wrong person!! I ment for it to be to #257 /FAIL/

stfuexe 0

Monday 4 April 2011 13:54

maybe he likes you crispy.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 4 April 2011 15:22

it seems like the situation is heating up quick, so you'd better hotfoot it out of there, or your ass will be toast! i bet i'll get flamed for this. |the kid|

Darklord6980 5

Monday 4 April 2011 15:32

Are you Jewish?

sincerely331 0

Monday 4 April 2011 16:30

If yu fell into the oven by just one slap on the butt then I think its time to gain weight my friend..

MJ_Goobs_Xx 0

Monday 25 April 2011 7:19

well she must have been trying, she was baking brownies after all

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