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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML

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Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By ..… - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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niiick97_fml 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:47

priceless.

xdust 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:49

Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.

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OhhDamnnnnn 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:46

either your to clumsy or it wasn't a slap...

Socoollikee 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:30

LMAOLMAOLMAO!!! ouchhhh haha

Socoollikee 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:30

LMAOLMAOLMAO!!! ouchhhh haha

imafail21 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:49

bet ur hasband feels like shit now.

MJ_Goobs_Xx 0

Monday 25 April 2011 7:27

omg really people? stop with the "that's hot" puns they aren't funny and obviously the OP got hurt. and why would her husband purposefully push her into the oven and I doubt a light slap on the bum would make her fall in because she was too skinny! he probably snuck up behind her and startled her

bubbabaked 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:12

r u jewish

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Monday 6 June 2011 10:18

Ouch! Fyl."

CammieJoe 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:48

I am sorry but that's hilarious :D

L_Lovegood 19

Monday 19 September 2011 6:22

Your husband is obviously the male reincarnation of "The Wicked Old Witch". But so sorry to hear. I at least hoped he apologized, helped you up and let you have all the brownies.

Missy500 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:54

It's like goddamn Hansel and Gretel all over again..

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