My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

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Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
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weeping_willow 25

Good for them for keeping it alive, Sucks for you for having to listen to it. Invest in some noise canceling headphones. Or listen to music

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Mungolikecandy 19

It is good they have a healthy relationship, also earplugs,

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weeping_willow 25

Good for them for keeping it alive, Sucks for you for having to listen to it. Invest in some noise canceling headphones. Or listen to music

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Mungolikecandy 19

It is good they have a healthy relationship, also earplugs,

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bigdaddyeric 35

Is it phone sex? What’s the phone doing ringing at 0100 ? Curious 🧐

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JosephFDawson 7

It's a sex alarm

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bidet 8

too bad for you (or for your future significant other) that stamina isn't an inherited trait.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s 33 minutes. I love math problems!

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samomaha 17

33 minutes? Why, they're only just getting started.

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misswilwarin96 11

Glad they're still having sex and for over 30 minutes at that. I like to wear earplugs to bed.

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Hangryko 31

They waited until the middle of the night when you're supposed to be asleep. When are they supposed to do it? When you move out?

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