My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Spicy
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 903
You deserved it 242

Same thing different taste

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Good for them for keeping it alive, Sucks for you for having to listen to it. Invest in some noise canceling headphones. Or listen to music

Mungolikecandy 19

It is good they have a healthy relationship, also earplugs,

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Good for them for keeping it alive, Sucks for you for having to listen to it. Invest in some noise canceling headphones. Or listen to music

Mungolikecandy 19

It is good they have a healthy relationship, also earplugs,

bigdaddyeric 35

Is it phone sex? What’s the phone doing ringing at 0100 ? Curious 🧐

JosephFDawson 7
bidet 8

too bad for you (or for your future significant other) that stamina isn't an inherited trait.

That’s 33 minutes. I love math problems!

samomaha 17

33 minutes? Why, they're only just getting started.

Glad they're still having sex and for over 30 minutes at that. I like to wear earplugs to bed.

They waited until the middle of the night when you're supposed to be asleep. When are they supposed to do it? When you move out?