FML : Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my...

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gwayhir / Wednesday 19 November 2008 04:58 / France

Intimacy

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By Mannerheim | 0

#7358 - Thursday 26 February 2009 12:05

Haha, dude, that sucks so bad.

By Sessee | 4

#139591 - Friday 24 April 2009 06:22

At least you didn't answer it and make your girlfriend talk to your mom like that one guy did since his mom didn't believe he was getting laid. FYL.

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By bowener12 | 0

#367 - Friday 6 February 2009 03:13

so... you gotta a nut. didnt you?

snagglepaste | 0

#1076608 - Saturday 10 July 2010 07:20

... and i gizzed in my pants.

TheTweaker | 0

#2788606 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:20

#34 You spelled jizz* wrong. OP atleast it wasn't your dad.

By Mannerheim | 0

#7358 - Thursday 26 February 2009 12:05

Haha, dude, that sucks so bad.

By Synthetic42 | 0

#36027 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 01:36

oooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By xBROKEN_SMILE | 0

#81330 - Saturday 4 April 2009 06:55

lmfaao.

By lifeisf_ed | 0

#87814 - Monday 6 April 2009 11:04

omg , this is so freaking funny!! yes ur life is f'ed :)

By davidcassoa | 0

#123754 - Sunday 19 April 2009 05:04

i'm sorry

By nazooer | 7

#131700 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 03:25

Not an fml..

By InspiredByGaGa | 8

#132786 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:44

that sucks.

By Sessee | 4

#139591 - Friday 24 April 2009 06:22

At least you didn't answer it and make your girlfriend talk to your mom like that one guy did since his mom didn't believe he was getting laid. FYL.

By alexxaxox | 0

#143789 - Sunday 26 April 2009 05:44

hahahahaahahaahahhahahah

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