Intimacy: Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang....

By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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Mannerheim 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:05

Haha, dude, that sucks so bad.

Sessee 4

Friday 24 April 2009 18:22

At least you didn't answer it and make your girlfriend talk to your mom like that one guy did since his mom didn't believe he was getting laid. FYL.

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bowener12 0

Friday 6 February 2009 3:13

so... you gotta a nut. didnt you?

snagglepaste 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 7:20

... and i gizzed in my pants.

TheTweaker 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:20

#34 You spelled ***** wrong. OP atleast it wasn't your dad.

Mannerheim 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:05

Haha, dude, that sucks so bad.

Synthetic42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:36

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xBROKEN_SMILE 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:55

lmfaao.

lifeisf_ed 1

Monday 6 April 2009 23:04

omg , this is so freaking funny!! yes ur life is f'ed :)

davidcassoa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:04

i'm sorry

nazooer 11

Wednesday 22 April 2009 3:25

Not an fml..

InspiredByGaGa 8

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:44

that sucks.

Sessee 4

Friday 24 April 2009 18:22

At least you didn't answer it and make your girlfriend talk to your mom like that one guy did since his mom didn't believe he was getting laid. FYL.

alexxaxox 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:44

hahahahaahahaahahhahahah

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