Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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lrb081 0
what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol
Mx_Rider 6
p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D
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das_sherm69 0
Go rent WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan). Pay attention to the scene where she proves to Cyrstal's character that women can fake orgasms. Next time you're in a burger joint, same one or different, whatev...slow build-up, get half-way through your meal and then start imitating the way you would normally ******. The more passionate you can do it the better, see if that doesn't light a fire under his crotch!!
valmont_fml 0
Umm... Okay now, I think this is a good time to point out that men, just like women, aren't always loud when making love/orgasming/etc. There's a wide range of reactions to things, and people don't always make noise or moan or whatever.
undertherosejm 0
I"m sorry. My boyfriend does the same thing with pizza...
lrgcag 0
Wow! My husband does the same exact thing. Same exact sandwich. Men.
omg2funny 1
YDI, if he is STILL your boyfriend.. Evidently, sex is very important to you... Some people seek company, others compassion, some seek sex...
thinknexttime 0
wow....that must be a damn good burger
gamer_girl 0
grr, i know what you mean. it turns me on when my boyfriend makes sounds, but he refuses becasuse "guys dont make SOUNDS! =O"
RebeccaWvvv 0
I don't blame him; Baconaters are the shit!!
XBCX96 4
its okay, not many ladies can top Wendy
caught_n_life 0
haha i could sooo see that happening with my girlfriend and i