Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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Top comments
lrb081 0
what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol
Mx_Rider 6
p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D
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Comments (86)
barca09 0
YDI for having pre marital sex! It's against Christianity and Islam and many more! Shame on you.
050294 0
Go suck a ****.
Phil_McCracken 0
rub your body with bacon grease and the problem's fixed. he'd be more into you that way
Superawesomestev 0
ish...
jw90 18
u just don't taste like bacon.
triplethreat13 0
Disgusting comments, people. Anyway. To the OP and all other OPs that have ever posted a story like this one: GET OVER IT. Seriously. People shouldn't compare sex noises to the piggish noises of a man eating. Honestly, I'm a little weirded out by the idea of people keeping track of what sounds their partners make...
canada1030 6
I think OP noticed that her boyfriend was enjoying his burger more than sex and was just using whatever sounds he makes as an example.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
is he a chubby bunny? or does he get like that for juicy burgers often?
mcguyver98 0
time for a new boyfriend!
souliloquy 0
ydi. my guess is that you may have had too many baconators yourself
12inchD 0
only the pussys moan
F_Munoz 0
Learn to please your man, woman!