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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Nutshot

By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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Saturday 5 March 2011 0:51

YDI if you didn't speak up.

Doortje 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:52

Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.

Comments

KaitHud 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:59

They don't use their bare hands to make your sub.... They wear gloves. So yeah... Fake.

a_girl_i_know 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:01

Subway restaurants are pretty dirty like that, i've been to a few that have gnats hovering over the vegetables.

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:05

You can report that restaurant to your local health department and have them shut down.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:55

:O No more Subway?!?!?!? NOOOO!!! What has this world come to?!!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 5 March 2011 2:05

KingD - That /particular/ restaurant, at that location. There will still be Subway stores... look around the corner.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 5 March 2011 2:11

*Phew*! Thank God... I almost passed out.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 5 March 2011 2:25

Don't worry. I've learned a lot about panic attacks from previous FMLs. All you have to do is not panic.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 5 March 2011 3:40

You should consider becoming a doctor! :p

doctorspaceman 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:07

they should recieve an inspection then a warning. If they got shut down it would be temporary I would think

cupcakes729 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:17

I've been to one that had a dead bug in the omelet. they didn't even notice........

a_girl_i_know 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:01

Subway restaurants are pretty dirty like that, i've been to a few that have gnats hovering over the vegetables.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:04

A new sandwich made by a person with clean hands, hopefully.

kellbelle032398 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:07

u shoulda said something

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:07

And if not, this is a total YDI.

ceva_fml 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:08

flys usualy buzz around you know what... the sandwich can't have smelled to good. so how was your sandwich ? any special flavor ? :)

Dall87 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:10

ydi if you ate it.

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:12

Reminds me of the time I forgot to use toilet paper, and then forgot to wash my hands before eating potato chips with dip. Guess how the dip tasted...