Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML
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Watch your step
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Denied
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
You IDIOT
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Mind melt
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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itsnotmytree 0
That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.
AndreaKina 0
pschh you totally deserved that, I feel bad for the girl
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lingfeng 0
YDI. I hate people like you, and the people who honk or whistle at girls as they walk down the street. The other week as I was walking to work I had a car full of guys drive by me and one of them made a comment about the size of my chest. I'm not an object or a piece of meat, and nobody (male or female) deserves to be treated like one. **** you.
davidtheday 0
At least they weren't commenting on you being ugly or something ;-)
Darkon 0
Pics? ...sorry had to. :)
Ouchdude 0
Wow it was just a mistake. LIke in a way those guys in the car were complimenting you, and not all ******* guys are like that. I know woman are not pieces of meat, and so do most other guys you sexist bitch.
peachchampagne 0
She said "I hate PEOPLE like you", not "I hate MEN like you". Hell, even if she did, she specified that it was the kind of males that honk or whistle at women because it's disrespectful. So get off your high horse - she wasn't being sexist, she just hates disrespectful men. As for the OP - dude, YDI. You couldn't recognize your sister, but you could recognize that the chick was attractive? And you just had to join your teammates, making general asses of yourself as this poor girl tries to do her job? Ass.
lingfeng 0
@ #68: Where did I say that all guys were like that? I said I hate PEOPLE who do that, and PEOPLE who roll down their windows and say things like that or whistle, etc. I know girls who do it too and look at guys like pieces of meat. NOWHERE did I specify guys, except in the example I used where a car full of guys drove by and yelled "Nice ****, honey!" (and I flipped them off). Learn to read before you attack me about things I didn't even say, dude, because nothing I said was sexist.
Suiaerl 0
@ #68 Though at this point it's been beaten into the ground, I feel I should comment. Lawl! I know 61 IRL....she is not sexist but you can think so. Though what everyone else is saying is 100% correct. NOWHERE did she say "guys" and in fact the last sentence says guys OR girls that do that. If I'm not mistaken that's...the opposite of sexist to include both without discrimination. It's not condoning the behavior. Also - you are retarded. To be like "nice ****" is not a compliment to a girl. If you think so, you most likely do not have a Gf, or she has a lot of emotional issues, becuase most girls do NOT find that flattering or attractive. No one is an object or piece of meat, treating them as such is rude/disrespectful. I would be pissed if someone said something like that to me (I am a guy...so **** can't really apply). I am not a fan of being just some eye candy, regardless of who the girl is. If you do not know me I could care less what your opinion of my looks is, and would prefer you keep it to yourself - especially if it's put like that. So please, grow up, and don't act you're special. Nor act like "they were complimenting you". Hell no they weren't. Any girl/guy who thinks that's a compliment needs to get some ******* self-esteem and some self-respect. PS: I am a guy, clearly not all of us think that way (though it would seem only 68 thinks that with that massive guilty conscious). Edit: to the OP. YDI for both treating some random girl trying to wash a bus like a piece of meat. The fact it's your sister just makes it hilarious. No matter what you try to make up for a BS excuse, you still THINK your sister is hot if she weren't your sister. Incest: It's fun for the whole family eh OP?
SilverBallet 0
Amen.
SilverBallet 0
You read, but you didn't seem to understand. She said "people LIKE YOU," not "men." And is she a sexist bitch for feeling insulted that people would treat her that way? Compliment: Approaching the person and saying, "You look very nice today." Chauvinism: Yelling from afar, "NICE ASS." As for people who honk and/or whistle, it's pointless. If you do this, in a split second, you've let that person know, "Hey. Not only have I turned you into an object of lust, but I'm letting you know that I might think of your **** later tonight, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it." Yeah, that makes a woman feel very special, jackasses. Go to a strip club.
Chfanfiction 0
YDI for being a massive asshole to women.
tunacansam 0
would it have been any better if it was your older sister?
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!!! thats wat u get for treating girls like that. let this teach u a lesson
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being an asshole who yells pickup lines.
eskimopanda 0
Ydi.
Ryanpleasure 0
That's odd i never knew "bus barns" had kitchens in them.
abcdefghiloveyou 0
LOLOLOL. Win.
HondaGirl2010 0
Seriously? A bus barn is a bus garage... It's American..... Dumb *****.
Druu 53
Maybe in rural areas. I've only heard bus yard or bus terminal.
shumm 0
any human that thinks its funny to disturb others like that is automatically a fuckhead. YDI in every single way.
jasey_rae 0
YDI and FYI any girl who actually responds to cat calls like that is a grade A ***** who is probably carrying the clap. and remember if you **** a ***** it doesn't make you a stud at all.