By nail714 - 25/06/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML
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itsnotmytree 0

That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.

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AndreaKina 0

pschh you totally deserved that, I feel bad for the girl

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Madman85 0

Hahahaha, funniest thing ever. Not the fml but the fact that people are writing essays to deviate from the topic and put forth their arguments on chauvinism, incest, global warming, 9/11 and Hulk Hogan. I love how things spiral out of control and end up on different topics altogether.

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der_Jabberwhock 0

Incest is NOT best! I repeat, incest is NOT best!

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go_wings 0

Oh, shut up, foreigner. Jealousy is so unbecoming.

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mumafiedmustangs 0

i post a story about how i thought my sister is hot now every one wants to have a go with her fml. haha thats what you get. incest IS the best!

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AloysiusWeasley 15

YDI for being an asshole. I hope the entire school picks on you for the rest of your school career for being an ass to your little sister, freak.

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ghostychi 9

YDI for being a follower and not a leader. Just plain pitiful.

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nuutsacker 0

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nuutsacker 0

my only question is, why did you feel the need to post this????

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jahwn 12

YDI, pickup lines are stupid as shit and make you sound like an idiot.

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nuutsacker 0

hey #101, and anyone who agrees with 101: -why cant hellen keller drive? because shes a woman -i shit on your dead -a thousand dicks in your religion -a dick in your mothers rib cage -i wipe sweat off my balls and flick it in your general direction -suck butter from my ass -may you be struck by a dick -your mother sucks bears in the forest -**** the 18 generations of your ancestors -let the rats ejaculate on you -the pope ***** you -stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit -shampoo my dick hair with your saliva -brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon -if you were an ice cream flavor you'd be pralines and dick -how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? trick question, feminists cant change anything! -did u hear about the woman who was a respected member of society? no, me neither OP - if you live in west virginia or anywhere around there, then good for you. if not, then this is truly FYL

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Emma_91 0

You are definite proof that the human species is doomed to extinction.

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nuutsacker 0

i wasnt done: -piss into a transformer -i dry my socks on your mothers ****** -you eat pubic hair with salt dip -i dream about farting on you -i empty my nose at your ancestors -floss your teeth with my pubic hairs -i put plastic wrap over your mothers face and shit on it -may you get ****** by a blind bear -i urinate on your grandparents i could do this all day

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Emma_91 0

Why do I even bother to reply? Dumbasses like you will never learn anything. -_-

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nuutsacker 0

you know what will stop humans from being doomed to extinction? if you lick my butthole. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

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Emma_91 0

Please tell me you're 5 years old. Otherwise that's just pathetic. -_-

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