Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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itsnotmytree 0
That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.
AndreaKina 0
pschh you totally deserved that, I feel bad for the girl
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dancin303 0
wait noone has done a reverse Today, at the bus barn i was washing a bus when some guys from the from the football practice 50 yards away started yelling pick-uplines at me. I turned around, my older brother was one of them. FML
SilverBallet 0
OP, maybe this will teach you to be more chivalrous. Maybe, "Guys, stop, that's rude." Guarantee that'll get a lady's attention (not your sister, though she might have been less creeped out) better than you being one of a swarm of guys bombarding her with cheesy pick-up lines.
happy_me 0
ydi for not recognizing your sister
kaytie1701 0
Hmmm unfortunate that it turned out to be your yonger sister haha I can judge seeing as I have no siblings of my own, but would you have had even just a slight idea that it was your sister? And to all those people saying your an 'obnoxious ass' I don't really find guys yelling shit out to be annoying of anything... makes me smile and laugh :)
tab_ga1990 0
I guess that'll teach you for yelling out at women like that. YDI And also I wanna know why some people are asking how he did not know it was his sister? She was turned around (her back facing them) You really think he would remember what his sister's ass looks like? Her hair could of been up or down we dont know. Yeah and you're still an asshole for obnoxious comments like that anywayz
crushed56 0
nice one...
squigglyshark 0
Your family has a bus?
aquarius6 0
duh u don't know what your sis looks like from behind ?
podrummer9209 0
Hey femi-nazis, i've got a little something for you.. SHUT THE **** UP! Seriously, bitch somewhere else. This is a guy bitching about calling his sister hot by accident, not a guy saying 'hey everyone, i flirted with a girl! come abuse me!' Go get laid and stop bitching! @OP: Ouch. I have nothing else to say.
Emma_91 0
He was yelling sexual shit to his sister. No woman (unless she's completely desperate) likes that. And as far as I can see, most people aren't saying all men are like that. It's not OK to objectify someone. And telling people to go get laid is just ******* retarded.
viiicwhoria14 0
hahahah i can only imagine how awkward dinner was that nightt..