Love: Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend... - FML

By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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n1c0l3t 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

no honey it's about strength...

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:52

OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited

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melt_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 22:29

stop taking steroids, dude lady

Elisanikki77_fml 4

Monday 4 July 2011 1:18

I've had to do that ! Haha

James64138 26

Monday 4 July 2011 1:21

It's not that big of a deal OP. YDI honestly

nyancat51424 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:35

he must be REALLY weak

nyancat51424 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:35

he must be REALLY weak

ThatLovelyGeek 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:20

Sex must be interesting....

justbigbs 6

Monday 4 July 2011 4:44

What kind of "man" arm wrestles his GF, even for fun why would he "try" to win???? I wonder divorces happens more frequently if couples were actually honest with each other, oh well, I wouldn't know, HAHAHA

tasic 1

Monday 4 July 2011 5:10

lmao wow!

annahfaith 0

Monday 4 July 2011 6:21

wow!! I have to do the EXACT same thing with mine! :)

afrye97 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:30

oh sucks

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