Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML
Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML
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OrangeCrayon 0
Kinky.
pleasedonttellme 0
Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^
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OrangeCrayon 0
Kinky.
bonertastic 0
kinky indeed. and awkward. this one should be on awkwardintercourse.com
RyGan 0
YDI for hitting on old, lonely, horny men with canes
CRlovers123 0
lmfao.
jmrtheman 3
epic f***ing win!
EsotericBrent 29
I'm thoroughly grossed out now... FYL OP.
lebrockshard 10
Ewwwwwwwwww... thanks for the horrible mental image and FYL!!
fckinbowdown 0
that's so ******* disgusting
elgordito_fml 0
lol, thats kinda hot!!
BloodShard 0
That's absolutely D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.
Ohhaithar 0
That's sooo nasty xD
whatthefuckcunt 0
jeez you guys are bad sports, have you never heard of good service? who wants help and a ride home if they don't get a happy ending!
pleasedonttellme 0
Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^
Laxloverr24 0
haha ya gotta love old people!
FaddiusPrime 0
Hasn't had much in a while?
Mx_Rider 6
that old poop was prolly good at sex, prolly knew every position there was. shame you woulda had a blast idk if you are a girl/guy op didnt bother looking :D
BloodShard 0
Still, that's still really really gross
Tripout 0
Think of the experience u can have ur eyes closed the whole time ROFLMFAO
alexandraa_fml 0
The coulda' done the sideways shuffle.