Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's request, I put on a tennis dress for him. He was so turned on that he got a massive nosebleed and bled all over the place. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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mclauren29 22
That's bloody awful
markuskind 7
Hero!
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Comments (92)
karen1991 15
Awesome!
awkwardpenguin1 3
Meeeen.....
heart_aussie_fml 20
Why do you take it so badly ? It's just a nosebleed...
HighlandShadows 48
Would you rather he got disgusted and refused to touch you?
LifelessStars 22
this is such an anime nosebleed moment
1crabbygirl 10
No means no; IF YOU SAY IT. Use your words. It is no one's job to read your mind, OP.
cmac86 24
Once you pop the fun don't stop. Thumb me down now, I just had to say it.
hateevryone 15
He could've at least waited until it stopped bleeding.
KixiSummer 10
Sounds like my boyfriend too!
janro72 10
the show must go on!