Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
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Today, at my boyfriend's request, I put on a tennis dress for him. He was so turned on that he got a massive nosebleed and bled all over the place. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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mclauren29 22
That's bloody awful
markuskind 7
Hero!
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Comments (92)
Darkmagic666 9
Wow! Are you in an anime?(is an otaku)
MadameMerle 11
I fail to see why this would be a problem. I'd be pissed if he hadn't done so
Blue329 15
He didn't want to ruin the moment
mercsl65 7
Doesn't matter had sex
Samanthawk 8
But she put a bag over my head..... Lmao
Ray_of_midnight 23
If he keeps going after you tell him to stop, it's rape.
SircalebS 6
she never said she told him to stop. Just that she got a nosebleed and he gave her a plug. People on FML read to much into things.
snufflelump 12
he should have given you a tampon!
dodzin 9
I would do the same- not a cardiac arrest
jelly713 19
The boyfriend sounds horny. xD But where are his manners? He should help you get rid of the nose bleed before continuing sex, at least, then there would be no interruptions & more sex!
HortonThelephant 15
39- I read your comment, oh yes I did. Funny its not, try harder kid. I do not care much, for what you think. Now I must go, its time to drink.
Daze619 3
Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos.