Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's request, I put on a tennis dress for him. He was so turned on that he got a massive nosebleed and bled all over the place. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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mclauren29 22
That's bloody awful
markuskind 7
Hero!
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Comments (92)
anythingmustbe 18
Hopefully you can forgive him for being so inconsiderate so there would be nose bad blood in between you.
Grauncho 27
That was ******* terrible. Wow.
saltycookies 5
That gives me hope that there are some real men left. Most guys nowadays wouldve pissed thier pants
candiicane 12
I can't decide how I feel about this FML. On one hand saltycookies is right, atleast the guy didn't get so freaked out about something trivial... I suppose it depends on how bad the nose bleed was?
Voldy_fml 16
At least you have a nose.
pradip 26
And no one else does
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Poor voldemort, he has so much power, but no nose :(
ICastillo 25
Voldemort is a dick. Who cares if he doesn't have a nose. I hope he goes noseless forever.
ICastillo 25
Voldemort is a dick. Who cares if he doesn't have a nose. I hope he goes noseless forever.
jerry2011 4
That guy just wants pure sex, no love. Just move on and find another BF.
bananagrams 9
Your relationships don't last that long do they?
ChristineAnn58 8
He's a dick. Obviously does care about your well being.
KiddNYC1O 22
Make up your miiindd...
alwaysbored13 14
And you let him continue? If yes YDI.
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Well you're half way to a strawberry shortcake.
dirk_digler 1
Atta boy.
nevereyes 31
A little blood only makes it hotter, in my opinion.
Epikouros 32
If you're one of those girls that get horny during her period, it's only fair that he should keep going when your nose bleeds, too. At least he didn't make you give head.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
MAKE her give head? If he MADE her do anything she didn't want to then he's a total ********
phatdaddy62 23
31. Just shut up
Grauncho 27
68. YOU shut up.