Love, Intimacy, Awkward and Shoes: Nice guys

Nice guys

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 10:01

Today, I broke a heel and fell. A real handsome guy helped me up, so being single I said I didn’t know how I might repay him, hoping he might ask me out. He asked me if I’d be willing to go to the public toilets round the corner and suck him off. Why do I even bother trying to find a nice guy? FML

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You deserved it 263

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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This is a low

By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 06:00

Today, I’m at a low point. I sank low enough to ask a coworker I don’t even like for a pity shag to boost my self esteem. The sex was great, excellent even, but when he left this morning I now feel even lower because I feel cheap and nasty, and I almost had to beg for someone to have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 1 930

By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 22:00

Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 15:06 - Mexico - Guadalupe

Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML

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You deserved it 4 834

Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Apopka

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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You deserved it 149 806

Plop 17

Saturday 21 August 2021 10:21

Because it appears you're not trying to find a "nice" guy, you're trying to find a hot piece of ass. You get what you look for.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 August 2021 15:45

He did ask you out.

Comments

Plop 17

Saturday 21 August 2021 10:21

Because it appears you're not trying to find a "nice" guy, you're trying to find a hot piece of ass. You get what you look for.

Rozay333 36

Saturday 21 August 2021 13:18

I moderated this lol

FWerner Gerstm 2

Saturday 21 August 2021 14:16

You had to invite him as a thank you. You expect him to pay for the help he gave you? You totally deserved that reaction.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 August 2021 22:10

She wanted to pay him. He thought the right price was a *******. She disagreed.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 August 2021 15:45

He did ask you out.

jordy200296 7

Saturday 21 August 2021 19:11

You did it, don’t lie

Silver_helmet 10

Saturday 21 August 2021 19:55

I thought 'nice guys' was another word for 'friendzoned'.

wysegirl 24

Saturday 21 August 2021 20:24

Easy.. looks don't mean he's nice.

Yummi_913 18

Saturday 21 August 2021 22:49

Your whole "oh I don't know how I could ever repay you" *bats eyelashes* probably gave him the impression that you would be easy. Sorry he put you on the spot like that though. Hope you didn't end up feeling cornered into giving him that blowie.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 21 August 2021 23:13

While I agree that he was disgusting you kind of left yourself open for it.

Sonotsuave 35

Sunday 22 August 2021 3:24

I don’t really agree with the comments that you were asking for it or anything, that’s very rude. And being that she randomly met a stranger, yeah of course the first thing she’s gonna notice is his looks. Nevertheless it’s super inappropriate for him to be gross and crude like that to a female stranger. Don’t listen to anyone else, keep your standards high & don’t settle. When you do that you’ll meet the nice guy you’re looking for.

Plop 17

Monday 23 August 2021 3:13

I can only really speak for myself, but I don't think anyone's blaming OP about her trying to hit on the guy, let alone saying she was "asking for it". The problem here is that OP claims she's trying to find a "nice guy", yet went after some random guy just because of his looks, not his personality. I think everyone would react the same way if it were, say, a guy complaining he can't find a serious relationship, while going after drunken sorority girls in clubs.