Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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fushengyuan 20
She can sell the used ones on ebay. She will earn a lot of under wares~
DaRito 25
Lol, introduce her to the laundromat
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Comments (80)
ModernaParker 5
She needs to sell that shit online. Make a killing. The people of 4chan would love it!
idxntgiveafxck 17
She most likely sells them to creeps
samurai1833 16
I fail to see the problem
onyourleft 10
My older sister moved in with me and she does the same thing. Aside from being too lazy to ever wash any of her dishes or throw away food wrappers, she refuses to wash her laundry for weeks. I personally think it's disgusting and lazy.
Hauclir 14
She probably sells them.
fridsten 5
You should always wash underwear before wearing them. They might very well be full of harmful chemicals from manufacturing.
SublimeChic4 15
gross! so glad I don't have daughters!!!!
xbaconator9000x 16
Oh sweetie... She's selling them. Just so you know.
sierra_ky 19
smart