Miscellaneous: Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for... - FML

By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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By ... - 26/11/2022 00:00

Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By FFS - 28/05/2015 17:41 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 593

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 23:59 - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

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By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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Top comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 November 2010 12:09

You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 11:49

Care to explain what else you've been buying?

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DonJuan_13 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:58

don't hate that's a ballin movie.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 14:58

His/Her life is f*cked because Amazon reports to Homeland Security, who sees "The Brave Little Toaster" as a code for suicide bomber terrorists. OP, I suggest you check to see if anyone has been going through your trash lately, or whether your phone has been tapped. FYL, indeed.

slantyshanty 7

Monday 8 November 2010 17:38

paranoia is obviously a foreign concept to you.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 18:36

That's right. I'm paranoid of all foreigners... (You do realise I was joking, right? Ok, maybe it was lame)

KikiThePug 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:09

You know what? I bought that today for my daughter.. -checks trashcan

iltby 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:40

Oh, right, of course.

SaintE_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:59

that movie changed my life!!! I toast nothing in vain

DaleksAreEpic 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:00

The Brave Little Toaster is a classic. You should be proud.

T_O_N_I 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:12

This is a disgrace to all FML's... your life could be MUCH more ****** up then being recommended a movie!

themixedt4pe 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:16

The only way this might be an FML is if you have a paralyzing fear of toasters. Brave Little Toaster RULES.

KaintukeeBob 13

Monday 8 November 2010 15:18

"I have no appreciation for good movies because I subscribe to the misguided ideal that animated movies are automatically for children only." Go watch 'Legend of the Overfiend', rethink your misconceptions, and enjoy your damned movie.

Alexis31609 9

Monday 8 November 2010 15:23

Hey, that movie is awesome! :)

chazpedersen 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:27

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!

everajade 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:30

that's only like the coolest movie ever. fyl if you can't appreciate a good recomendation.

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Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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Today, after many months of physical therapy for my broken ankle and months of going to college with crutches, my doctor suddenly noticed that my bones hadn't grown together properly. I'm going to have to have another surgery and redo my entire year in college. FML

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Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

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Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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Today, as I was mowing my neighbor's lawn, I found the Playboy magazine he'd left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

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Today, I looked up 8 videos, questioned my entire existence, actually hurt myself, and cried profusely trying to open a bottle of wine. Just in case anyone thought I was smart. FML

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Today, after waiting 3 weeks so she wouldn't be too stressed after being shipped, I was finally able to handle my snake for the first time. As I went to pick her up, I noticed she's about to shed and so is temporarily super stressed by any movement nearby, let alone contact. Here's to another week of waiting. FML

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