BeachMammal

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Beachmammal's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Verified

    You are now a certified FML member
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    30%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    96%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    6%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    40%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    92%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    7%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    3%
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