Intimacy: Gamers, man…

Gamers, man…

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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You deserved it 6 869

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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You deserved it 9 449

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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AkManiak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:35

ha, now that's a true gamer

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

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UberDood777 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:20

Shutup troll

cgysoccerfreak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:57

ya you hear that how would you like that for a change

bubbles987 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:13

I lost the game.

antoa64 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:22

bitch yo ass gettin played!

Rickymonkeypants 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:18

no it's just that super Mario>boobies

MyStarrz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:08

Luigi > super mario + boobies

thisismitch 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:41

win

Jellytastic 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:22

lol wtheck O_I

cyberotter 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:35

his princess was In another castel.

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

hahah, uhmmm cuute?

fualignment 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:31

not as cute as you!

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 March 2010 9:36

why thankyou:)

oogyboogy 6

Monday 15 March 2010 10:47

what's with guys hitting on girls on fml comment boards in the past few days??!!

xXSc3n1cXx 0

Monday 15 March 2010 11:47

pfft.thats life.

cyberotter 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:37

they think they only have a chance when the girls can't see them

fireflies2012 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:07

87 win

ilovewhoppers 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:24

hahahahha ahhh I pissed myself a lil reading this I was wearing a diaper so it's all good

anerdslover 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

wtf?? FYL

daniel1_1 13

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:54

Just 1 word, LOL

lickmyjock 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:27

damn how enlarged were they?

robdoggstge 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:27

lol wow Ima do that just for the he'll of it

rgt154 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:33

haha sumthing I'd think about doing, dunno if I'd actually do it tho lol. and num 11, don't u just hate iPhone autocorrect sumtimes?

ChrisCTL 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:55

I will comment and say yes. I hate when it corrects hell to he'll. LOL

quelbaby 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:29

lol omg that's funny, also something my boyfriend would do >:-( lol

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