By Anonymous - 26/8/2021 06:01

Report him

  Today, I was walking through the woods when a flasher popped out of the woods buck naked, smoking a cigarette. I ran away as fast as I could. I later went to an animal shelter, looking for a dog to go on walks with me. The flasher worked there. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You need to get a big dog ... from a different shelter.

The perv might have befriended the dogs and they might not protect you in the woods.

Train your dog with hot dogs for catching balls. For your next walk.

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You need to get a big dog ... from a different shelter.

The perv might have befriended the dogs and they might not protect you in the woods.

Train your dog with hot dogs for catching balls. For your next walk.

By  Nikki  |  8

Maybe it’s his brilliant way of making more people adopt dogs, to feel safe when walking in the woods. You don’t want a puppy, they won’t be threatening for months!

By  Marcella1016  |  31

Was that a flasher or a nudist? Flashers tend to run by quickly or open their trenchcoat to reveal their bare body or something. He sounds like he was just a naked dude in the woods having a cig and communing with nature.

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  Plop  |  14

Yeah, I might just be stupid here, but it really doesn't seem like the guy intended to be scary, dangerous or otherwise. OP's reaction is obviously understandable nonetheless, but I don't think people should be too quick to accuse the "flasher", who may just have been, as you pointed out, an innocent nudist.