Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 10866 I agree, your life sucks 10866 You deserved it 1256 You deserved it 1256 4 0 11 37 By jaimpastaggle / Thursday 6 October 2016 14:24 / France
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML I agree, your life sucks 47113 I agree, your life sucks 47113 You deserved it 10828 You deserved it 10828 186
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML I agree, your life sucks 38935 I agree, your life sucks 38935 You deserved it 3198 You deserved it 3198 185
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML I agree, your life sucks 85872 I agree, your life sucks 85872 You deserved it 10034 You deserved it 10034 605
Today was the first time my husband came since getting a vasectomy. Not a big deal except he did not tell me that it’s common for men to pass out the first... I agree, your life sucks 11 I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2 1
Today, I got married. My husband and I just wanted to spend a romantic evening together to celebrate. He came down with a nasty bug and slept for 16 hours... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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