Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 10657 I agree, your life sucks 10657 You deserved it 1233 You deserved it 1233 1 0 6 16 By jaimpastaggle / Thursday 6 October 2016 14:24 / France
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML I agree, your life sucks 27715 I agree, your life sucks 27715 You deserved it 2489 You deserved it 2489
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much... I agree, your life sucks 44509 I agree, your life sucks 44509 You deserved it 7113 You deserved it 7113 67
Today, my son followed me around like a shadow, chanting, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom…" to the tune of Jingle Bells. It's March.... I agree, your life sucks 4203 I agree, your life sucks 4203 You deserved it 462 You deserved it 462 15
Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype on my computer when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow".... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today while I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, he suddenly told me to stop because he was afraid that I might bite off his dick. I recently discovered... I agree, your life sucks 10 I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Denmark Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated....
Germany Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire...
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