Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 10881 I agree, your life sucks 10881 You deserved it 1256 You deserved it 1256 4 0 11 37 By jaimpastaggle / Thursday 6 October 2016 14:24 / France
Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML I agree, your life sucks 39427 I agree, your life sucks 39427 You deserved it 4501 You deserved it 4501 72 2 2 6 23 By gracehi - / Friday 7 March 2014 20:29 / United States - Jacksonville
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me... I agree, your life sucks 5553 I agree, your life sucks 5553 You deserved it 649 You deserved it 649 8
Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one... I agree, your life sucks 5085 I agree, your life sucks 5085 You deserved it 2074 You deserved it 2074 17
Today, I had been feeling very ill, so I asked my partner to clean the house whilst I got some rest. Instead of touching any of the cleaning, he gamed... I agree, your life sucks 1069 I agree, your life sucks 1069 You deserved it 121 You deserved it 121 17
Today, no actually on Christmas day, I found out that my boyfriend slept with someone else while we are trying to fix our long distance relationship. He... I agree, your life sucks 1135 I agree, your life sucks 1135 You deserved it 141 You deserved it 141 7
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
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