By eakthegeek - 10/01/2012 09:36 - United States

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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Well he's got a point..

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He's an intellectual keeper. :D

Huh... That is a very good point he made there...

The sexiest organ is the brain after all, right? (:

is OP dating Jerry Seinfeld

Ha nice try dude :P

Rule #34.1, if it was never a porno, it's ur job to make it a porno

That's not rule 34.1

Anyone else puzzled about why they were sexting while close enough for them to see each other?

Misread sexing as sexting. My bad.

Hahaha oh my gosh! I'd laugh. You make it awkward. -,-

I read it as sexting too, haha. Confused the hell out of me.

Awkward conversation

How is talking intellectually awkward?

The context...

Well he's got a point..

Haha, sexin it up.. Nuff said.

And it's pitching his tent

He's got a point and obviously intellect turns him on, so watch out he may dump u if you act like a blond bimbo

Tell him you read the Kama Sutra.

Damn you, I was going to say playboy! Haha

I agree playboy

Wait isn't OP a girl?...

Can't girls read the Kama Sutra?

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82 was probably referring to the playboy comments.

Read playgirl.

Awesome profile pic #4

Or 50 shades of gray

It's hard to find anywhere on the internet these days

Even if you would have correctly wrote *anything* it still wouldnt have made sense

9, Written** And I'm sure you can guess what he means, so let's not be rude now. (Hint: it was sarcasm.)

I understood the comment perfectly. But hey, maybe I'm just stupid.

No 'would' in 'if' clause... And 'anywhere' in terms of sites makes sense. (@ 9)

Actually have you ever read Veronika Decides to Die by Paulo Coelho? Quite the interesting novel. Quite.

I like the popups :D

I was referring to intellectual conversation, and how it's difficult to find on the internet.

There are more awkward things he could of said. He could of made some bad Skyrim reference about an arrow in the knee, but more penis in the vagina. Or a complaint about a stolen sweetroll.

Man approaches with his boner drawn, lady might get nervous?

the "arrow in the knee" meme is the new "the cake is a lie" meme =_=

“I was once an adventurer like you, until I took my arrow to your sweet roll.”

i mean, why not ask right?

Oh my gawd!!! My boy friend wants to have an intelligent discussion!!!! What do I doooo, what do I doooo???? OP, Do you need a moment? Chew it over with a twix.

Hey, at least he's intellectual. :P

Look at the bright side; at least he isn't one of those pricks who only use girls for sex? :3.