Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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TransitionCovert
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He is a keeper
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CVeNgineer
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Well he's got a point..
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TransitionCovert
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He is a keeper
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Poser1337
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He's an intellectual keeper. :D
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kjcookie10
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Huh... That is a very good point he made there...
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neal001
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Damn right
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Susieee_Q
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The sexiest organ is the brain after all, right? (:
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zombicidal
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is OP dating Jerry Seinfeld
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kionnaloves
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Ha nice try dude :P
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zachattack112492
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Rule #34.1, if it was never a porno, it's ur job to make it a porno
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SassyBeaver
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That's not rule 34.1
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cooldukenukem
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Anyone else puzzled about why they were sexting while close enough for them to see each other?
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cooldukenukem
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Misread sexing as sexting. My bad.
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adela119
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Hahaha oh my gosh! I'd laugh. You make it awkward. -,-
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Cathaholic
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I read it as sexting too, haha. Confused the hell out of me.
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Jaguar1234
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Awkward conversation
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BAMitsnikki
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How is talking intellectually awkward?
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swimmer3141
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The context...
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CVeNgineer
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Well he's got a point..
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J3R3MYY
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Haha, sexin it up.. Nuff said.
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biasedshooter
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And it's pitching his tent
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LexSpades
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He's got a point and obviously intellect turns him on, so watch out he may dump u if you act like a blond bimbo
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noncomposmentis
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Tell him you read the Kama Sutra.
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ladyLALAA
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Damn you, I was going to say playboy! Haha
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bennie2789
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I agree playboy
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unitedfan11
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Wait isn't OP a girl?...
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noncomposmentis
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Can't girls read the Kama Sutra?
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bamagrl410
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82 was probably referring to the playboy comments.
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Stalkers
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Read playgirl.
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That0therguy
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Awesome profile pic #4
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inn0centaphid
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Or 50 shades of gray
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BeefyQueef
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It's hard to find anywhere on the internet these days
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CVeNgineer
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Even if you would have correctly wrote *anything* it still wouldnt have made sense
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drawmesunshine
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9, Written**
And I'm sure you can guess what he means, so let's not be rude now. (Hint: it was sarcasm.)
And I'm sure you can guess what he means, so let's not be rude now. (Hint: it was sarcasm.)
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2ndSucks
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I understood the comment perfectly. But hey, maybe I'm just stupid.
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Ins_Knie
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No 'would' in 'if' clause... And 'anywhere' in terms of sites makes sense. (@ 9)
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emodude44
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Actually have you ever read Veronika Decides to Die by Paulo Coelho?
Quite the interesting novel. Quite.
Quite the interesting novel. Quite.
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ShakeMeDown
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I like the popups :D
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BeefyQueef
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I was referring to intellectual conversation, and how it's difficult to find on the internet.
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Kog_Hiro
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There are more awkward things he could of said. He could of made some bad Skyrim reference about an arrow in the knee, but more penis in the vagina.
Or a complaint about a stolen sweetroll.
Or a complaint about a stolen sweetroll.
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tylersign
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Man approaches with his boner drawn, lady might get nervous?
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myoukei
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the "arrow in the knee" meme is the new "the cake is a lie" meme =_=
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SaucierGirl
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“I was once an adventurer like you, until I took my arrow to your sweet roll.”
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Pentium_4
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i mean, why not ask right?
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RedPillSucks
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Oh my gawd!!! My boy friend wants to have an intelligent discussion!!!!
What do I doooo, what do I doooo????
OP, Do you need a moment? Chew it over with a twix.
What do I doooo, what do I doooo????
OP, Do you need a moment? Chew it over with a twix.
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Poser1337
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Hey, at least he's intellectual. :P
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BAMitsnikki
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Look at the bright side; at least he isn't one of those pricks who only use girls for sex? :3.