By eakthegeek - 10/01/2012 09:36 - United States

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 424
You deserved it 6 901

Same thing different taste

Comments

Poser1337 5

He's an intellectual keeper. :D

Huh... That is a very good point he made there...

Susieee_Q 9

The sexiest organ is the brain after all, right? (:

zachattack112492 4

Rule #34.1, if it was never a porno, it's ur job to make it a porno

SassyBeaver 0
cooldukenukem 2

Anyone else puzzled about why they were sexting while close enough for them to see each other?

cooldukenukem 2

Misread sexing as sexting. My bad.

adela119 0

Hahaha oh my gosh! I'd laugh. You make it awkward. -,-

I read it as sexting too, haha. Confused the hell out of me.

CVeNgineer 0
biasedshooter 24

He's got a point and obviously intellect turns him on, so watch out he may dump u if you act like a blond bimbo

It's hard to find anywhere on the internet these days

CVeNgineer 0

Even if you would have correctly wrote *anything* it still wouldnt have made sense

drawmesunshine 17

9, Written** And I'm sure you can guess what he means, so let's not be rude now. (Hint: it was sarcasm.)

2ndSucks 15

I understood the comment perfectly. But hey, maybe I'm just stupid.

Ins_Knie 2

No 'would' in 'if' clause... And 'anywhere' in terms of sites makes sense. (@ 9)

emodude44 0

Actually have you ever read Veronika Decides to Die by Paulo Coelho? Quite the interesting novel. Quite.

I was referring to intellectual conversation, and how it's difficult to find on the internet.

There are more awkward things he could of said. He could of made some bad Skyrim reference about an arrow in the knee, but more penis in the ******. Or a complaint about a stolen sweetroll.

tylersign 11

Man approaches with his boner drawn, lady might get nervous?

myoukei 31

the "arrow in the knee" meme is the new "the cake is a lie" meme =_=

SaucierGirl 20

“I was once an adventurer like you, until I took my arrow to your sweet roll.”

RedPillSucks 31

Oh my gawd!!! My boy friend wants to have an intelligent discussion!!!! What do I doooo, what do I doooo???? OP, Do you need a moment? Chew it over with a twix.

Poser1337 5

Hey, at least he's intellectual. :P

Look at the bright side; at least he isn't one of those pricks who only use girls for sex? :3.