Life Goals By FML Videos - 12/11/2018 00:00 Don't stop believing! I agree, your life sucks 245 You deserved it 81 Share Tweet Share
Aujourd'hui, ça fait plusieurs années que je demande à ma fille de quinze ans de m'aider dans les tâches ménagères. Aujourd'hui, quand je lui ai acheté un nouveau jean, elle a eu cette réaction : "Le maître a offert un vêtement à Dobby, Dobby est maintenant un elfe liiiibre !" VDM I agree, your life sucks 71 455 You deserved it 9 234
Aujourd'hui, j'ai retrouvé ma brosse à dents planquée dans la salle de bain de mon chéri alors qu'elle devrait trôner sur le lavabo avec la sienne. Normal, ses parents venaient le voir et ils ne sont pas au courant de notre relation. J'ai 28 ans et ça fait bientôt deux ans qu'on est ensemble. VDM I agree, your life sucks 52 421 You deserved it 3 603
Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 849 You deserved it 3 905
Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 771 You deserved it 39 355
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 065 You deserved it 18 347
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 533 You deserved it 5 352
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 084 You deserved it 7 122
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I was shocked and confused as we use condoms and I'm on the pill. I confided in my friend, who guiltily confessed that her daughter swapped my pills for sugar pills and pinned through the rubbers to guarantee herself 5 more years of babysitting. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 928 You deserved it 744
All I can think is "I hope his/her spine is okay".