Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
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Target neutralized!
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Comments (205)
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Ball ball contact. :P
GVirdi 11
And that's why u side step instead of jumping :P
MissMae93 23
Am I the only one who sees two "me"'s in this?
_jacqui_ 7
Yes.
ss_fml 7
YDI jumping makes you an easy target
snagglepaste 0
ydi, jumping is not one of the five d's of dodgeball
djgomezzi9331 0
I said you deserved it on this one just because you randomly called the other team's players idiots without voiced reason. The hell? That was so random...
THE_A_TEEN 28
The whole world is full of idiots. The op was saying what most compitent and intelligent people say about idiots. Hell, just look at most of these commenters from earlier fmls. Proves my point...
djgomezzi9331 0
Dammit, you beat me to it. I really wanted to correct that arrogant prick's grammar.
bizarre_ftw 22
No, no, no! If you take that tactic and are a man (this may no longer apply) you Have to take a tip out of the karate and fencing handbook and turn to the side! That way there's less of a target to hit and all vitals are not exposed to direct fire. Bad form man! Very bad form. *shakes head*
thebluewizard 14
I don't understand why the other team became "idiots" for trying to hit you with the dodgeball ... though I do agree, fyl, op.
alex6946 10
I played dodgeball at school today too! :D but I got hit in the boobs -__-
crownlogic 25
Dodgeball was wicked fun in HS gym, I don't know why you weren't more into it. If you nail them first, they can't nail you back. You should have been more assertive.