Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
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2ndSucks 15
Target neutralized!
fatgirllovesfml 0
Balls to you!
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Comments (205)
seeb49 7
Ydi because you sound like an arrogant prick.
alexwarfield333 1
Balls to you sir!
THE_A_TEEN 28
And you sound like a damn bitch for not understanding the PAIN of getting hit in the damn balls.
mrbendystraw 0
Nice avatar
seeb49 7
And you, sir.
iFizzgig 11
Yeah I loved gym class like that too OP.
BoredBrunette 7
Ouchh and what does OP stand for
THE_A_TEEN 28
Orange pedophile.
gravy_jones 0
Original prankster
ImaginaryFoe 1
Oblivious pervert
CryMoreFMLs 15
Orangutan Penis
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wtf. Wrong comment sorry.
leadman1989 16
I would pour out malt liquor for ya but that would be wasting alcohol... as crappy as it may be it goes against everything I stand for!
leadman1989 16
I guess I should have gone with "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
mcmayo16 4
@BoredBrunette OP stands for original poster
xfyre 11
same thing happened to me, only it was my ex's brother who threw the ball. and he's like 6'6", 250 lbs (all muscle), and he was on the football team at the time. i thought mine were going to fall off.
shabbybeard 4
Although that is big, it doesn't necessarily matter how hard he can throw. Ever heard of Tim Lincecum? (Or however you spell it)
bad_chiquita 5
You should've gotten lessons from Patches O'Houlihan. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
And you say they are the idiots....
cptmorgan6 8
Haha that was my favorite part. Mostly cause it was completely unnecessary. But I love unnecessary..
IntoTheClouds 42
That's what I was thinking. Why are they idiots . . .?
RomoniReed 6
Dodgeball is schoolyard Darwinism.
Seduisant 7
It's not jumpball.