Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML I agree, your life sucks 122858 I agree, your life sucks 122858 You deserved it 6975 You deserved it 6975 2 1 36 13 By mylifesucks - / Saturday 18 April 2009 07:20 / Netherlands
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened... I agree, your life sucks 54921 I agree, your life sucks 54921 You deserved it 12977 You deserved it 12977 71
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I... I agree, your life sucks 32866 I agree, your life sucks 32866 You deserved it 2883 You deserved it 2883 75
Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML I agree, your life sucks 23544 I agree, your life sucks 23544 You deserved it 4117 You deserved it 4117 147
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 792 I agree, your life sucks 792 You deserved it 81 You deserved it 81 15
Today when I came home my dildo was placed in the middle of the bed. I last put it in my drawer. I only live with my dad... fml I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Bosnia and Herzegovina Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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