By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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unixdude 9

...and you are thankful for ****** on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

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heyitsdiamond 5

Wow really I would never have the guts to say that

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Bon4 0

HahahahahahajahahajahahahahahahahHHHaahahahahahhhhahhaaaaaaaa

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Cut! Print! GAY!!! Lay off that laughing gas...

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bananagrams 9

By chance, are you saying this from experience?

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boredblonde 17

I shall complete my sentence. "Because it is funny."

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boredblonde 17

That's why I put it like that!

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jsh95 0

So you wanted people to think you like vibrators better than a dick?

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jsh95 0

So you wanted people to think you like vibrators better than a dick?

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mrz1177 11

It is funny, also probably true

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2ndSucks 15

She must have a rabbit.

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bananagrams 9

Your girlfriend has a sense of humor, I'm not seeing the problem.

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