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By Rachel247 - 01/08/2009 23:13 - Israel

Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 00:01

Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 03/12/2025 22:00

Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML

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Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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Hiking is fun

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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Warfare

By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML

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GoodbyeToSleep 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:11

A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

haha "douche bags"

Comments

bookworm124 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:50

:( That sucks. Don't pay much attention to it, guys are stupid

pinkfakecheez 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:18

Indeed FYL. Try and get your own back by throwing something personal of theirs at them.

FreddyLunch 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:21

Happy Birthday on Wednesday.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:33

Once i snuck food into an event by hiding it in the pocket of my purse where the tampons go. They searched, saw a bunch of tampons, and didn't look any further.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:54

HAHAAH XDD

bob1124 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:59

YDI, kike.

Mortishia 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:09

Any rasist should shut the piehole up and go shoot yourself.

partialsun365 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:15

how do you even know shes jewish

MessyPaint 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:23

Back in high school, I remember this sort of thing happening sometimes, and I'd usually ignore it too. Most of the time assholes just want to get a rise out of you.